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• gorenjec: how do you do, ejga? (nobody, 0)
• We just need time :D
  
  hahaha (Alenka Bratušek, 4)
• So what? So what? :D (Borut Pahor, 1)
• Are you you?
  I don`t know. Am I I? (ona ona, 0)
• Fiona :Shrek?
  Obuti maček : For you baby, I could be! (shrek, 1)
• Stevo: Do you love her?
  Bob: I don’t know. I’d have to think about that.
  Stevo: It’s not really a thinking question. (smeško, 0)
• “Dude you have a tatoo”
  “Dude you have one too” (film Dude where’s my car) (smeško, 0)
• Eric: “Shut up, you fuc**** jew!
  Mr. Garrison: “Eric, did you just say the F word???”
  Eric: “Jew?”
  Stan(al nekdo): “He’s talking about fu**, you fuc**** fatass.”
  Eric: “You can’t say fu** in school, you fuc**** asshole.”
  Stan: “Why the fu** not?” (South Park movie, 1)

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