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  • Are you you?
    I don`t know. Am I I? (ona ona)
  • Fiona :Shrek?
    Obuti maček : For you baby, I could be! (shrek)
  • Stevo: Do you love her?
    Bob: I don’t know. I’d have to think about that.
    Stevo: It’s not really a thinking question. (smeško)
  • “Dude you have a tatoo”
    “Dude you have one too”  (film     Dude where’s my car) (smeško)
  • Eric: “Shut up, you fuc**** jew!
    Mr. Garrison: “Eric, did you just say the F word???”
    Eric: “Jew?”
    Stan(al nekdo): “He’s talking about fu**, you fuc**** fatass.”
    Eric: “You can’t say fu** in school, you fuc**** asshole.”
    Stan: “Why the fu** not?” (South Park Movie)
  • One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. (smeško)
  • Reporter: And what about violence?
    Ice Cold: Were anti-violence…
    Tasty Taste: I’ll bust a cap in anybody’s mafakin ass who think different (smeško)
  • Bela Lugosi: “Karloff? Sidekick? Fuck you! Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!!!” (smeško)